At a recent and very top secret important conference on significant world stuff, I Corné, Twakkie's chief spokesperson had the following to say about my party hopping candidate, "Twakkie is a very very stupid little guy. He has no actual idea of what is going on in the actual world like where is Pakistan. He does exactly what I tell him and what he must do and he has a long history of drunk abuse and violence. And he likes young girls. So YES, he has the crudentials to govern."
So, don't misunderestimate, this year's Not Quite Easter Festival, where all can pull off some kiff moves, put on those neon sweat bands and dillie boppers and begin jitterbugging and disco sliding next to your favouritistest politician. And discover if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about.
Therefore, party goers should do the following: Take one part politician, several drinks, a rather large crowd, a smashing line-up of bands, a few days filled with jolly good ol' fun, cool tunes, with cooler folks.
Get ready to some party hopping and join your favourite coalition.
Follow Twakkie's on his passionate drive for the next few months as he does his world wide press campaign tour for the presidential election.
Get ready to cast your ballots and come to our polling stations at the Oppikoppi Farm's head quarters this April. Could you believe it? YES WE COULDN'T!
Alcohol will not be served to persons under the age of 18. Never again.
Tickets will be available soon on www.tunegum.co.za.
