Getting your healthy on in Franschhoek
Healing plants
First stop was the Franschhoek Medicinal Herb Garden. This spot of tranquility is tucked between the more frenetically paced wineries, eateries and boutiques on the main drag. It is the domain of Judah James, who is a walking encyclopaedia on the healing properties of the indigenous plants he tends.
Before you ask. Yes, there is a cannabis plant or two. Strictly for medicinal purposes, of course.
Judah may also offer you a swig of tea made from buchu leaves, a type of fynbos renowned for its anti-inflammatory, antiseptic and general cure-all properties. The taste though leaves a lot to be desired.
Taking tea
Our next tea tasting was at the other end of the scale. The manor house at Anthonij Rupert Wines has been refurbished to reflect the understated elegance of its heyday in the mid-1800s. There's a rose garden outside the entrance, which in full bloom must make for a spectular show of colour and scent. On the side of the house, you'll find a herb garden, the fresh pickings of which are used in the adjoining kitchen.
We partook of our tea in the dining room overlooking rolling lawns. The offering was rooibos - another uniquely South African plant. We started off with a cup of the plain stuff, then tried samples with almond milk (think marzipan), tangerine ginger (zingy and citrusy), and Shangri La (sort of Asian inspired with hints of ginger again, coco, cinnamon and spices).
Though not totally within the realm of healthy, we did try a few tasty tidbits from the high tea menu (@R195), namely the smoked salmon roulade blinis, a decadent chocolate ganache concoction and a raspberry eclair. All eye-rollingly delicious.
Secret find: Look on the window panes facing the garden. On one of them you'll find the name Mrs E de Villiers and a date going back to 1838 (I think). She was the wife of one of the original owners of the farm and she apparently marked her place in history with a diamond ring on the glass. And it's still there, nearly two centuries later!
Cuppa Joe
Then it was back to the high street for some of the strong stuff. In this case, coffee.
There is nothing like the aroma of freshly brewed coffee to perk (get it?) up your mood. Terbodore's on-site roastery is just to the left as you approach Big Dog Café. No doubt, you've seen this artisanal brand of the shelves of Woolies and other retailers, but this is the heart of the operation.
Head roaster, Jommo should make YouTube clips on coffee. His passionate lecture on bean blending is an experience on its own, as is the tasting. After a demonstration on the art of brewing coffee, we tasted renderings of the single origin Honduras coffee as expresso, a cappuccino and cold brew on the stoep, where the resident Great Dane (and Terbodore trademark) has his own couch.
Again you get a chance to revel in the beauty of another garden. The one behind Big Dog Cafe has a charming maze-stroke-labyrinth and interesting mosiac and stone animal statues.
Far from the madding crowd
Stop number four, and our lunch venue for the day, took us on a dusty and bumpy road to Santé Wellness Retreat and Spa.
You'll need more than a fistful of Randelas for this experience, but you are treated like royalty. You may want to indulge in some alone-time in one of the 31 individually decorated suites or curled up on one of the loungers with a good book, but the spa treatment menu are just too good to ignore, with everything from manis and pedis to one of the most relaxing back massages I've ever had.
Talking of menus, this isn't your one-lettuce-leaf-and-a-glass-of-tepid-water type venue. It's wholesome food at its best. We started off with a salad of baby greens and curried cauliflower, yummy tomato soup and butternut bread and olive tapenade, followed by a choose of grilled salmon or stuffed chicken with fresh veggies, and rounded off with a sour fig coconut ice-cream and thyme praline and burnt banana. Sublime!